Tech

#10. Bone Expander Kit: $599.95

BoneExpander “Bone Expander Kt for multipurpose uses such as bone compacting, bone expansion, and bone splitting. The kit includes 6 bone expanding screws. Each screw had 4 score marking at 13mm, 12mm, 10mm and 8mm.” (Amazon)

#9. AudioQuest Diamond 1m Braided HDMI Cable: $1,094.75

HDMI-cable “Diamond HDMI incorporates AudioQuest’s highest-performance, lowest-distortion Perfect-Surface Silver conductors. Silver is known for its high conductivity and its “colorless” sonic presentation. Perfect-Surface Technology applied to extreme-purity silver provides unprecedented clarity and dynamic contrast. Solid conductors prevent strand interaction, a major source of cable distortion. Extremely high-purity Perfect-Surface Silver minimizes distortion caused by the grain boundaries that exist within any metal conductor, nearly eliminating harshness and greatly increasing clarity compared to OFHC, OCC, 8N and other coppers.”(Amazon)

#8. VIP Bleacher 10 Row/140Seat/21’-Fence: $12,976.76

Bleachers “2” x 10″ anodized aluminum seat planks  (no discoloring) 2 – 2″ x 10″ Foot Planks on every row Risers on every row Fence railing on all models 4.5′ Aisle with aluminum hand rail on select models.”(Amazon)

#7. Bob Dylan Hand-Signed Series- Set of 7 Hohner Marine Band Harmonicas: $25,000

BobDylan “The first item in the collection consists of a complete set of seven Marine Band harmonicas in the natural keys of C, G, D, F, A, B, and E, which have been played and hand-signed by Bob Dylan. The harmonicas are displayed in an inlaid ebony presentation box, handcrafted exclusively for Bob Dylan with his distinctive “Eye” logo on the lid. An internationally renowned photograph of Bob Dylan by Daniel Kramer is framed in the box lid. A letter from the President of Hohner, Inc., is included, confirming authenticity. Twenty-five sets of these exist worldwide.”(Amazon)

 #6. Generic Commercial Series Liquid-Cooled Standby Generator 150 kW: $29,399.00

Generator “Generac Power System’s commercial line of standby generators feature exclusive Quiet-Test for ultra-quiet operation during the unit’s weekly self-testing period. When normal utility power is present, Quiet-Test allows the generator to run at reduced speeds, thereby lowering sound pressure by as much as 12dB. This is especially important in areas where residences or other businesses are close by. Clean, natural gas fueled. No diesel fuel storage or exhaust emissions to worry about. Great for larger homes and businesses…”(Amazon)

#5. Photograph signed co-signed by: President James “Jimmy” Carter, Ronald Reagan, etc.: $50,000

Presidents-Picture “FIVE PRESIDENTS (1969-1992): RICHARD NIXON, GERALD FORD, JIMMY CARTER, RONALD REAGAN and GEORGE BUSH This extremely rare color photo, taken at the dedication of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum in 1991, contains the signatures of all five presidents to serve between 1969 and 1992: Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan and George Bush…”(Amazon)

#4. Montegrappa Chaor Gold and Enamel Automatic Watch: $85,950

Weird_Watch “The Montegrappa Chaos Gold and Enamel Automatic Watch. The Chaos Automatic Analogue Wristwatch. Hand-made in northern Italy, by skilled artisans, the Chaos timepiece’s most striking feature is the case, fashioned from a choice of Gold, with black PVD-coated steel back. It boasts the signature skull-and-serpents motif that continues around the case, including a small, engraved skull on the winding crown…”(Amazon)

#3. 1802 P Liberty Cap, Head Facing Right 1802/1 Two and a half Dollar: $134,995

Amazon_Coin “1802/1 Turban Head $2 1/2 Gold MS-64 NGC Certified.”(Amazon)

#2. A Really Expensive Rock: $500,000

ExpensiveRock “Are you a multimillionaire that can’t seem to find a gift for your multimillionaire friends? Look no further! This is a completely normal and generally worthless rock. However, wrap it up and give it to your friend for his birthday and it instantly becomes something he’ll cherish forever. Imagine his puzzled look when he pulls a rock out of the gift bag, and looks to you for an explanation. Then you’ll be able to look him confidently in the eye and say, “Be careful. That’s a 500,000 dollar rock!” What a unique gift! He’ll be so flattered! This rock is truly the perfect gift for the man that already has everything.” (Amazon)

#1. Profile Reverse Osmosis Filters: $7.9 Trillion

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“These reverse osmosis filters are fantastic! My reverse osmosis system was acting weird, so I went searching for a replacement. The $8 trillion price was a bit of a setback though, because I just bought 50 mansions and 5 private islands. Once I received these, I knew they were totally worth the money. As an added bonus, the water these filters make taste great with a couple of tablespoons of crushed up diamonds mixed in! 10/10 would recommend.” (Amazon)  

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